So when searching for how to become a games reviewer I came across this great article from the "Armchair empire". I have to admit, I've never visited them before but this article was quite good!
It's basically making fun of reviewers in general, and details several "rules" that reviewers must follow. It's one of those Observational humour things. I think I'm guilty of several of these rules! Especially:
"If you’re a console fan make mention of how much PC games suck"Except for me it's the other way around!
It's worth a read, so click here and do so!